We call for the Electric Monk

Attention, fellow wanderers of the cosmos! 🚀

Are you tired of the mundane? Bored with the predictability of existence? Do you find yourself staring at the ceiling, pondering the futility of ironing socks in a universe that’s 13.8 billion years old? Fear not! The Electric Monk Initiative is here to rescue you from the drudgery of reality.

How Can You Help?

  1. Sign the Petition: The Electric Monk thrives on collective belief, like a cosmic potluck where everyone brings their favourite cosmic casserole.

  2. Spread the Word: Tell your friends, your neighbours, and that sentient fern in your backyard. Share the petition on your subspace social networks. Use hashtags like #BelieveInMonks and #ExistentialUpgrade.

Remember, dear cosmic voyager, life is too short to worry about whether your socks match. Let the Electric Monk handle it. Sign the petition today, and together, we’ll transcend the ordinary, one belief at a time.

Disclaimer: The Electric Monk Initiative cannot guarantee enlightenment, but it does come with a complimentary pocket-sized black hole for emergencies.

Greetings Most Excellently Eminent Members of the Government of British Columbia,

In the grand tapestry of cosmic absurdity that is life, we find ourselves at a juncture where the complications of existence demand a touch of the peculiar. Allow us to present an audacious proposal, inspired by the serendipitous musings of cosmic fortune: The Electric Monk Initiative.

Picture, if you will, a creature both tangible and intangible – an Electric Monk designed to bear the heavy mantle of belief on behalf of the fine citizens of British Columbia. In a world brimming with complexities, the Monk becomes the stalwart guardian against the relentless onslaught of decision fatigue, allowing individuals to traverse the highways of existence unburdened by the weight of constant choice.

The Electric Monk, much like an intergalactic valet for the soul, would undertake the task of belief, freeing the minds of our fine citizens to wander the gardens of thought without being ensnared in the thorny thickets of societal expectations. Political ideologies, personal preferences, and the myriad intricacies of daily life – all expertly navigated by the Monk, tailored to the whims of each unique individual.

In a province where tradition intertwines with the cosmic dance, the Electric Monk Initiative finds additional justification in the continued practice of prayer during legislative sessions. By employing the Monk, we honor this tradition while liberating individuals from the cognitive maze of aligning personal beliefs with those uttered in the hallowed halls.

Consider, too, the economic wonders that the Electric Monk Initiative could unfurl. Skilled artisans, crafting these delightful beings with the precision of a cosmic watchmaker, ushering in an era of innovation and gainful employment. A harmonious symphony of automation and human ingenuity, with British Columbia leading the cosmic dance.

Moreover, the Monk could be a boon to the funding for religious schools and hospitals, providing a novel approach to uphold these institutions. As the Monk believes on behalf of its human companions, the financial burden on these establishments could be alleviated, freeing resources for their noble causes.

In closing, we submit this proposal with the earnest hope that the Electric Monk Initiative will be embraced with the same enthusiasm that accompanies the discovery of a new star in the galactic expanse. Let the Electric Monk be the companion on our journey through the absurd, a testament to the spirit of British Columbia – a province unafraid to embrace the quirkiness inherent in the cosmic comedy.

Anticipating cosmic revelations and fruitful discussions,

Will you sign?

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